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Dead grandmother tweets (Rousse)

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I found my granny in a hidden room at parents’ house. When I asked how someone I thought was dead was still alive my mother told me that the French minister at Granny’s funeral had been bribed to hold a … Continue reading →

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Belle wins trip to Disneyland

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was a contestant on a quiz show with two really stupid men. They couldn’t for the life of them get the answer ‘macarooned’ even though I gave them all the clues I could. I really didn’t want to win … Continue reading →

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Rousse trapped once more

Posted on April 23, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I got trapped to my waist in a newly-gravelled drive.

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Cat dissection (Belle)

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was in a spa/hotel where the cats were all split down the middle.

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Less than satisfactory Christmas dinner (Belle)

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was eating Christmas dinner with a hostess who loathed me and whose husband popped out to the garage to buy prawn cocktail flavour crisps for the starter. Then we walked into the teeny tiny house opposite and it was … Continue reading →

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The sky’s the limit for Belle

Posted on April 10, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was working in an office block in the sky that you had to access via a large ramp, or in a lift wrapped in scaffolding. ======= A cyber-punk band sang a song that included the lyrics “read Business Information … Continue reading →

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Office trouble for Rousse

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Dreamaticus

My new office was doubling up as a shoe shop, at which point I begged to be moved.

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House brick Jenga (Belle)

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Dreamaticus

The bricks of the house were being removed one by one like a giant jenga game. Meanwhile I was sleeping on a mattress on the floor.

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Belle wombles, bitterly

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was picking up litter with bitterness in my heart.

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Flower fairies and frat boys (Belle)

Posted on March 29, 2010 by Dreamaticus

I was sitting my mock A Level English exam and one of the set texts seemed to be Flower Fairies. ======= In the US frat boys drove their cars one on top of the other.

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