What a sight greeted me when I opened the back door!

Someone had bored a massive circular 20 foot deep hole in the centre of the lawn, most likely using the heavy duty digger that stood against the wall next to the street. There were also piles and piles of rubble all over the flower beds.

I identified a foreman skulking beside the wall that we shared with our next door neighbour. I asked him for the identity of those who had vandalised my beautiful garden.

‘My team’, he replied, ‘following the instructions of the family in the ground floor flat.’