I was broken-hearted when TPR finally admitted what I had suspected all along: he had a lover and was planning to leave me. The killer detail was that the pair of them had joined the tennis club together. Why would he do that for her, but never for me?

Of course I harboured my own dark secret. Several years ago, I had taken SL as my wife. I now deeply regretted this bigamous act, especially since I was never really in love with SL.

PC listened as I related my tale of woe at the counter of the café that he ran in his retirement. He concluded that I needed to act fast and pursue two divorces simultaneously.