The trial of Nicola Sturgeon did not live up to the hype. Indeed, at times it was more entertaining for me to observe other members of the audience than fix my eyes on the screen. Given that we were in a cinema in Edinburgh, some of these people must have known the film’s two protaganists (Sturgeon and Alex Salmond). I actually slept through the most boring scenes.

Afterwards I lost TPR’s yellow and pink striped jumper and my navy blue swimming costume when cycling back through the city to our hall of residence for grown-ups.