My sister S was a nightmare guest. Since – in her opinion – we had so little food in the house, she persuaded my sister-in-law SLHG to deliver several kilos of carrots and sweet potatoes to the front door. She thought timing the delivery for 4:00am would keep it secret. She was wrong.

My sister J was also a bit of a trouble-maker. She burnt the pizza that was meant to be our supper.