I spotted Bob Mortimer in the huge audience at another comedian’s anniversary retrospective. At the start of the performance he sat in his seat just like everyone else. However, after a few minutes I noticed that he was running from row to row passing a Polaroid camera from one audience member to the next. It looked like he was asking all in the theatre to photograph themselves, perhaps to make a souvenir photo album for the star of the show?

I became more and more anxious as Mortimer worked his way to where I was sitting. This was because TPR had absented himself for a trip to the lavatory and a goth girl had landed in his seat.

In the event I needn’t have worried. TPR made it back in time and we snapped a great threesome selfie with the goth.