One of MH’s new American students dropped dead during a game of ‘Womble mask’. How embarrassing, we thought – and what were we supposed to do with the body?

With the help of builder Brian, TPR and I came up with a solution. We threw the corpse into a skip, piled some discarded masonry on top of it, then covered everything with a layer of concrete.

We considered cloaking the ‘grave’ with a beautiful multi-coloured cloth, but Brian advised us against this. We wouldn’t want to draw attention to the location of the ‘missing’ student now, would we?