I had a police interview organised and was told to meet Officer Andy in the pub. Initially I was nervous but he seemed to be happy with my answers. I had to leave on an errand and promised to come back to finish our conversation. When I returned, he wasn’t there and I realised I was disappointed. Later, when he appeared, we were suddenly all over each other. “This connection is amazing“, he said.  I wanted to cringe, but he was speaking in Tom Hanks‘ voice which seemed to make it more acceptable. “Yes”, I said, “your square to my wavy lines”.