While attending a series of final year shows, I met a handsome young artist.  We got along so well, we agreed to spend “exactly 24 hours” together to do “come what may”.

It was quickly obvious we were a perfect – if rather unusual – couple. We went to a party in a large mansion. My beau said that they had rung the owner to find out the value of the house and taken out an insurance policy in case of accidental damage.  I was impressed by this thoughtful gesture.

He took me to the seaside and we watched sheep climbing the outside walls of the cottages.  Their progress was disrupted by a donkey climbing down from an upstairs bedroom. Eventually I was taken to a restaurant to meet my lover’s older sister who disapproved of our affair.  However, I soon won her around with my use of alliteration.