I was on the set of “the greatest kids’ TV programme ever made” (my own words). The presenters included the entire cast of Rosanne and a famous American newscaster of the 1970s, whose name I couldn’t remember. There were dance routines and a lots of driving around in a transit van.

Then I jumped off the rigging of a pirate ship into a lagoon and met a famous basketball player selling t-shirts in a church hall.

Later I helped sell a colleague’s ‘Gothic double bed’ and re-catalogued her book collection.