I returned from outer space with a streaming cold.  I arrived at a train station in Edinburgh and got engaged. All I wanted was a cup of tea, but I was forced to drink champagne. Before going to bed, I bought a radiogram for my sister and installed it too.

Standing on a busy train, my exit was blocked by a cigar-smoking Gerard Depardieu. We sang a song together before I boarded a dinghy with a friend and her dog.