My friend JB and I were on one of her famous ‘pantomime crawls’. We arrived at the theatre in time for the Angelina Ballerina curtain call.  Small children were screaming with delight as a hippopotamus in a tutu took a curtsey.

Rolf Harris was interviewing audience members via a big screen. I thought – “this seems a bit inappropriate”.

Later I fell in love with a student and pursued him for years.