My mission was to place four red pillar boxes around the local area in a way that they would attract no attention at all. Using a mouthful of screws and two tiny screwdrivers I completed the task but realised later that I had positioned one as if it was waiting at a bus-stop.  Knowing that the crime of ‘messing with the Royal Post Office’ was taken very seriously, I set out to undo all my good work.

I evaded my assassin by becoming French as soon as I ran through the fire doors.