Tesco introduced four-wheeled motorised bikes to help increase in-store purchasing speed. It thus came as something of a surprise when supermarket customers started using the bikes for another purpose: to perform competitive wheelies in the car park.

TPR took up the sport at a seaside branch of the supermarket. He joined a bunch of other enthusiasts who took to leaping from the high sand dunes onto the beach on their Tesco bikes.

This, unfortunately, was beginning to destroy the middle class Eurocamp feel of the pretty resort town.