The conference delegates turned to face the runway in the centre of the room. I followed their gaze to the plump woman with a microphone in her hand. How exciting that Adele was the keynote singer! Although I barely knew her work, I wondered whether she would be willing to sign autographs later?

This certainly pepped up a conference where the most excitement to date was a leak that dripped over the bunch of techie boys (including AH), who would later be speaking on digital marketing.