BC hosted the party in her tiny house. I’d never seen a kitchen so small, nor tried to cook in one. The sitting room was a bit bigger, and in there we had fun lining BC up on her sofa with two other tiny fit friends, JLW and ECM. We ended up with three pretty blondes, all in a row.

The party was cut short because BC’s husband GC had to deal with an industrial dispute at work. It took me longer to leave than I hoped because I was attacked by a dozen huge black ravens in the sitting room while I was packing.