NP was granted one of the first exclusive Gold Twitter accounts. She was merrily tweeting from it as she rode into the stadium on a massive Harley Davison motorbike.

Meanwhile JM lingered in the bath. He wouldn’t miss the train to London: his ex-wife would give him a lift to the station if he asked.

I observed everything from the landing of V and C’s new house. I was looking after it while they were on holiday in Disneyland.