TPR looked great in the smart chauffeur’s uniform. He parked the Rolls Royce, dropped off his charges, and spent the afternoon with me.

When he returned to his duties TPR found that the traffic wardens had plastered the vehicle with parking tickets. Who was responsible for paying for them: his employer, or TPR himself? Or perhaps he could persuade the traffic wardens that it would be extremely mean to fine a couple who had made a special trip to Edinburgh to get married?