AA had suddenly developed an interest in social media profiles. His big concern was the discovery that I was “all over the Internet”. He showed me a collage of all the pictures of me that he had downloaded, including some great shots of my time on stage in amateur dramatics.

Even though he’d uncovered nothing of concern, AA was determined that I close down my accounts. He advised that (at the very least) I should replace my Facebook profile picture with an image of a clock face.