After preliminaries about the weather (he thought it poor, we suggested otherwise) our fellow guest on the Isle of Lewis got to the point of why he’d approached us. Did we have a radio, some power cables, and the means for him to catch up with the omnibus edition of the Archers?

Read all our other Archers adventures on Dreamaticus:

• Jennifer Aldridge goes under the knife in Robot nurses, pastel ponies, and a boob transplant (Belle)
• A stone age date with Ruaridh Aldridge (Rousse)
• Ambridge sensation: Pat Archer is happy (Rousse)
• Lillian Bellamy, Matt Crawford and Paul Morgan in Reflections of the Archers love triangle in real life (Rousse)
• Ed Grundy in Amorous Archers intentions (Belle)
• Clarrie Grundy falls victim to loan shark (Rousse)