David Cameron’s government had toppled and it was all my own work!

Although working in a cubicle at a seemingly dull clerical job I had uncovered ‘the truth about Europe’. Only five Conservative Party MPs truly believed in the European Union. The others had simply been pretending.

A 12″ commemorative record was planned to celebrate this event and I was sorry to note that my name did not appear on the picture sleeve (although my friend JB’s name was there). Could I have over-estimated my contribution to the whole affair?