Simon Cowell gave me a big hug and congratulated me on my recent work.

Then I got back to the Sunday afternoon business of working out how on earth I would fit in a visit to the University of Birmingham to examine a PhD. According to updates to my Outlook calendar I was teaching two modules across every day of the week in semester 2.

This was news to me. I would be having words with KM on Monday

Simon Cowell can be found elsewhere on Dreamaticus. See: