Mighty Mouse screeches over the carpet at top speed. Whenever he hits a piece of furniture he bursts into several pieces revealing all his electronic innards. This is the toy to buy for Christmas 2012!

You can easily reassemble Might Mouse in seconds, and he will happily to set off round the room again. You should also test out his two two special talents. First, he can climb up the leg of anyone wearing a skirt and make his way under all her clothing to pop out again at her neckline. Second, if you place him on a table (preferably from Ikea) he’ll spin over it several times using his dusting feature – just the thing for busy housewives!

At £25 a pop from Argos and Amazon, Mighty Mouse is the coolest Christmas present ever. I’ll be buying one for every member of my family this Christmas.