Have you ever wondered how to keep young, which is the cheapest form of travel between Leeds and London, and how can you best avoid the attention of burglars? If so, read on…

How to keep young
I was under the impression that KB had retired but, in fact, she’d been sneaking into work for the past three years on Mondays and Wednesdays. I’d missed this completely because these were the days that I was usually out of the office. On the day that I finally caught up with her she looked great. The secret of her youthful good looks was simple: (1) only work two days a week; (2) undertake nothing more strenuous than a spot of PhD supervision.

The cheapest way to travel from Leeds to London
A complete stranger said that if I followed him, I’d uncover the best kept secret in British motorway travel. There’s a “free” coach that runs from Leeds to London at fifteen minutes past every hour. In reality, it’s not free, but if you just jump on and say that you are staff, nobody bothers to check whether or not you have paid the fare.

The best way to avoid burglary
My father-in-law lived on his own with very few belongings in small metal cage. I asked him why he had given up just about every comfort to last out his final days. He responded “This is the safest way to live. I now own absolutely nothing worth burgling.”