Katie Price (aka Jordan) worked as a member of my house clearance swat team. On this day we faced our biggest challenge yet: a secret mission to my parents’ house where we would sort out all their belongings. The actual job, however, was not the problem. I cautioned Katie “For goodness sake, please do not reveal to my father who you were in your previous career”. I feared that he would instantly die of a heart attack if he learnt that he had Jordan in his house.

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