Victoria Beckham was simply asking a favour of her two best friends. LF and I were happy to oblige. While she travelled the world, we would take care of her puppy. Unfortunately the plan failed. The puppy bled to death from the eye injury that it sustained when I dropped it on the floor. Even the vets at WG&H could not save the unfortunate creature.

Meanwhile I had more success with our other pal PM. We joined an orchestra where she played the flute and I led the bagpipes.