I had a mysterious new boyfriend. When I went to his home, his belongings consisted of a rolled up mattress and a leather overnight bag. Sneaking a peek at his passport I discovered he was a ‘soldier of fortune’.

Later there was an astonishing news broadcast. Everybody in the world was a twin. As this news sank in, I realised that, as a twin already this was not going to impact on my life. Then my triplet walked into the room.