Monthly Archives: November 2012

Bimbo’s return (Rousse)

My colleague ST clearly did not expect to see me at work that day. She’d taken over the whole office by moving the furniture around and inviting in a whole hoard of students. Now there was nowhere for me to … Continue reading

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Eyebrow horror at the seaside (Belle)

What a shock! When I looked at myself in the mirror I only had two half-eyebrows. Was this why I had been at the seaside for over a week and had yet to enter the water?

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Time to diet (Rousse)

While the others were at the morning marriage ceremony, TPR and I prepared for the afternoon celebrations. We scoured the woods for mushrooms, then brought our haul home to check against the text books. We didn’t want to risk poisoning … Continue reading

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George Michael’s eyes (Rousse)

George Michael sought me out at CC’s flat in Edinburgh’s west end. George had heard about my work on digital personhood and was keen to volunteer as a case study celebrity whose privacy was frequently compromised. While I was delighted … Continue reading

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Cake decoration disappointment (Belle)

I didn’t need to wait for Mary Berry to tell me. My marzipan lattice work had really let me down this week. I was, however, thrilled with my well-crafted one-liner: “It looks too bad to taste too good”.

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Simon Cowell and Outlook calendar chaos (Rousse)

Simon Cowell gave me a big hug and congratulated me on my recent work. Then I got back to the Sunday afternoon business of working out how on earth I would fit in a visit to the University of Birmingham … Continue reading

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Drowning by white gloss paint (Rousse)

My sister-in-law S and I had a few minutes to spare so we took a quick look around the gift shop. There was nothing of interest to us there. Still with time on our hands we popped through another low … Continue reading

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